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| Autor: | kiwi_kirsch [ Do 22. Feb 2007, 12:11 ] |
| Betreff des Beitrags: | you sonna va bitch |
The Italian Who Went To USA One day I ma gonna USA to bigga hotel. I go down to breakfast. I tella the waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She bring me only one piss. I tell her I wanna two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna a bitch. I don't even know the lady and she calls me a sonna va bitch! Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress she bring me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tell her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand, I wanna fock onna table. She say you better no fock onna table, you sonna va bitch. So I go back to my room inna hotel and there isa no shits onna ma bed. I call the manager and I tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna shit onna my bed. He say you better no shit onna bed, you sonna va bitch. I go to the check-out and the man at the desk say, "Peace on You". I say, "Piss onna you too, you sonna va bitch. I gonna back to Italy!" |
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